my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
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Day One Today!
Goooooood Morning world :)
I have get yet to eat breakfast- I had a horrifying dream last night that I started my day off with two cookies and didn’t follow my plan. The night before I start a plan I usually have dreams about eating poorly the first day, which -while scary- is good to keep me on track.
Well, I’m off to drink some water and then go to the beach! See you all later!
(Source: hallelujah-weddings, via alittleobsessedwithweddings)
(Source: skatemind, via november7x)
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Diet Plan for the next week (TW: Unhealthy/ restrictive eating):
Liquid Diet Plan:
Breakfast: 2 cups of green tea & 1 Hard Boiled Egg, no salt
School: 6 cups of water with 1/2 cup pure cranberry juice and 2 TBS lemon juice
Home: 4 cups of green tea
Dinner before 6: 2 cups of dark greens (spinach, kale,broccoli, etc) 2 glasses of water with lemon
Bed time: 2 cups of green tea with 1 TBS. Honey & Lemon.
Yeah, I realize this isn’t healthy or permanent. I’m just going to do it for a little bit until I cleanse my body of all the bad things in it.



